Somehow it’s so much worse then I ever imagined.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

So everyone brought back is 5 years younger than the Leftovers? Did half of Peter Parker’s high school class already or nearly finish college, and he’s still a junior?

Everyone seems to value long names much more than myself. Surrender Nada is so crisp and tight of a moniker, anyone can make up a long dumb name. 

Quicksilver and Beast are still in their late-20s?

This looks quite poor.

Gooch-Fant is still in it - don’t lose the faith. 

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

Anyone beating Jizyah Shorts would be a huge upset but I would be completely okay with Bear Spiker v Pope Thrower.

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .

I did, but only because I wanted to.

It’s a travesty he’s up against Truman Peyote, which is also an incredible name.

Seriously? A season and a half? Why isn’t it a lifetime ban?

There is no way Jizyah Shorts doesn’t win this.

Yeah! Don’t they know they’re supposed to write reviews specifically with halloweenjack’s tastes in mind?!

$10 per day, per person?!?

See, I don’t understand any of this at all. I book a hotel room so I have somewhere to sleep when I’m not doing what I’m in town to do. The job of housekeeping is to refresh the room after I’ve used it. I’m not gonna trash the room, but why should I do their job for them? If I want privacy, I need to feel bad about…

As a former college player (SEC) and participant in dozens of national and state tournaments, let me make an observation about President Trump and his golf game:

Hooking up with much younger women is just what vampires do!

>they should have made this Iron Man 3, gotten rid of Iron Man 3

Why would they get rid of the best MCU film.