Hello Gawker my old friend.

My head is fucking spinning at this response. Either you are so incredibly stupid that you think I was being serious with my lighthearted comment about my late Cubs fan mom, or you are so disgusting and repellant that you would piss all over someone’s dead mother. At any rate, you’re probably a fucking Cardinals fan.…

If only there was some kind of illegal radio station that ECU could employ...

Nah. You can easily make the argument he’s top 5. Antonio Brown, Julio, Dez, AJ, are the locks. Thomas if you want. Rating Sanders over him is laughable tho.

You don’t, but you see a preview with Tomi Tayor and think maybe you should check it out.

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

But it literally happened. She could have shaken his hand, she could have just touched a shoulder, but she embraced him. Trying to read into the quality of the embrace or what expressions on her face indicate whatever feelings she had is, to me, pointless.

I’m not sure if this is earnest or not, but I feel like this is pretty dumb. Who knows what was possibly going through her mind? Who knows how she feels about Bush? Basing conjecture on a two second snippet from a public event just seems unnecessary to me. What is even the point of this post?

“This movie is nothing but endless questions.”

Aiming kinda low ain't he?

That’s not a counterpoint to anything.

You’ve completely misused this.

There is nothing smug about telling an asshole not to drive in the bike lane.

One of the most hardest rapin’ safeties in the league!

Can’t believe how much that Greg Jennings play broke him mentally.

this is the only appropriate response.

Man shut the fuck up

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

it’s a good reminder that memory is fallible and that the media loves pouncing on fun stories with little-to-no fact checking

Maybe he is smart with his money?

In his defense, after living in Jacksonville for 15 years, with the nightlife, it’s easy to fall asleep anytime.