People who say, “French fried potatoes” instead of just “french fries” are 100% serial killers.

They are fake news. Bring it on was perfect and has never had a sequel yet.

Chris Evans has been really open about his struggles with anxiety and I just honestly felt bad for him. It was a fuck-up anyone could have made, and I found it genuinely sweet that so many people started flooding Twitter with pictures of him and his dog to drown out the earlier tweets.

anti-racism federal training programs because they are “anti-American”

It's going to take 50 years to undo the past 4.

It’s worth mentioning in the case of Reinoehl, that he did an interview shortly before his death where he admitted to shooting Danielson, but claimed that he was defending himself and his friend from being stabbed. Reinoehl certainly wasn’t a perfect victim, but it seems entirely plausible that he died so the…

I’m tired, my feet hurt, I finished a week of swabbing noses and seeing people’s nose hairs, I spent a lot of today listening to complaining about how “this is going to take” (approximately 5 minutes) when they are getting a free covid test, without an appointment, Texas is probably going to overtake California in…

I’m always trying to get people to watch Psych, but I’ve yet to find anyone who loves that show as much as I do. You really need to include Monk in the golden age of USA network, though. I still hold out hope for a Psych/Monk mashup movie.

He can pick up his shit and move the fuck away from me. What a ratfuck.

Wait.  The guy in the lede photo is a pick up artist?

Right? Did they go around the room the first day and declare dietary preferences?

Oh I knew how to do it. I just didn't want to. 

A few hours later, I asked my brother for “help” with my algebra homework. By the end of the night, he’d done my homework for me.

Ladies, ladies, toxic masculinity isn’t going away anytime soon so we should make it work for us!

You okay bro?

It’ll really help your game to still be alive, if nothing else.

Nah, that’s for women. MEN do whatever they want, whenever they want.

Same thing with all the “traditional” female tasks--women do the scut work of three meals a day, for instance, while celebrity chef artists are supposed to be men.