Some facts for those that are unaware of kitesurfing stuff:

It’s like having a child and naming it “Ligament”. But I do see some potential for expanding the line in the future...

The turbo version: Lag Bolt
The open-top version: Carriage Bolt
The amphibious/submarine version: U-Bolt
The self-driving version with cameras everywhere: Eye Bolt
The really freaking fast version: Usain…

“So that means you can have a soft compression stroke and a firm rebound.”

Power boaters! Always thinking... with their engines.

Yeah, well when the barefooted giants come looking for new shoes, guess who’s going to be out a boat?!

Wait...the gardener is named Mr. Lawn?!