You wanna know how to succeed in life? Quit giving people the satisfaction of your reaction. Treat everyone you meet with kindness no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Be the bigger person. People are going to be assholes and there is not one single solitary thing you can do about it except for controlling yourself…

WOMEN—such strange, exotic creatures! Objects of nature! Magical beings of innate nurturing ability! Ugh.

1000% more representative of my feelings on this than any words I could type.

Fuck, I love Amanda Peet.

The philosophy of the artwork relates to the idea of the sacred feminine.

Are we really comparing Swift to Michael Jackson now in terms of impact on popular music with a straight face?

Wouldn’t that have been too perfect for words? Had they given the Taylor Swift award to Kanye. Like I would have floated to sleep on a cloud. The happiest little cloud of pure, unadulterated joy.

BMI vice president Barbara Cane said of the award decision, “We felt it appropriate to invent an award for Taylor so she would show up at our ceremony to provide free publicity.”

I couldn’t just pick a couple of examples. so I’m just going to recommend that all y’all go over to Twitter and do a search for #curryscentedbitch. Azaelia Banks is never gonna get those burn marks off her ass. 4 ril.

Blake Shelton negates anything I ever thought I liked about Gwen Stefani. He's just so boring, his boringness is spreading like a black infection through her entire timeline.

This guy knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s not crazy.

This guy studied One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest before he decided on his murderous rampage. White guy shoots up a clinic? Crazy. Brown/Muslim/Arab/black/Latino guy shoots someone or something? Thug/terrorist/cartel member/etc.

Hi there,

Not competent to stand trial but purchasing an AK-47 and a pile of other guns - A-OK!

Here’s one where W tells Laura he’s going to go frolic in the park with Barney. He’s good!

Jenna added: “There was actually a period where he only communicated through his ‘art.’ He would send Barbara and me a text that said ‘Going on an airplane’ and would do a stick figure of an airplane.”

I totally get it though. It’s like, you already got a dude Jenny, don’t be so greedy!

I was very very into Jenny and Chris until it started to look like she left her husband for him and now I don’t feel so good about it. It just doesn’t feel fair. You already have a husband. You don’t get to upgrade mid-marriage to Captain America.

back in the 1980's when talk radio was in its boom i took a job slamming (what we called it then anyway). I would call a right-wing talk show (all of them on radio at the time) pretend to be a wing-nut and then slowly peel away at the BS they were selling. we were given scripts and talking-points to follow. they began…

Suppressing people’s opinions through your multi million dollar legal loophole PAC is the hallmark of a true populist.