Having worked pretty extensively with celeb handler types in the past, I wouldn’t be shocked to learned this was their zealousness rather than Prince’s (or the zealousness of the New Girl people obsessed with keeping him happy after taking an off-handed remark too seriously, because it goes the other way, too). I once…

Nope, Tina Fey is.

I think we’ve all realized that Taylor Swift is the real life Regina George.

“This one time, Regina George Jennifer Lawrence punched me in the face vagina. IT WAS AWESOME.”

That is the job of the third child, in my experience.

Also her concept of “typical middle child” is not based in reality. I don’t recall my sister ever “making sure everybody around is happy, peaceful, and satisfied”.

Bella, you need Tyra, like yesterday.

Same. I love our state and national parks - having them devoid of logos/branding/advertising (besides like a couple vending machines in the office) is part of what makes them a haven from the world.

But both Hillary and J.Lo presented the song as some sort of empowering feminist thing. When J.Lo decided she wanted the song she didn’t know Dr. Luke wrote it, but when she decided to make the whole thing about feminism she had to have known. And she didn’t care.

Gawker wrote an article sort of mocking Hillary’s tweet without explicitly explaining why they were mocking it and her fans threw an absolute hissy fit all over the comments. I’m assuming either they didn’t know or didn’t think it mattered. Just like they either don’t know or don’t care about Bill Clinton’s own…

its at the point that i cackle at the rly obvi PP in shows and MVs

Based on Palin’s background, are we sure she wasn’t saying “Paul Ryan and his elk?

Honestly, I think my family topped even Kanye’s Mother’s Day.

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

Seriously. Yikes.

I’ll show you all.

“I feel uncomfortably pandered to.”

I feel uncomfortably pandered to.

“The film version of Breakfast at Tiffany’s is water-downed, heteronormified snoozefest.”

Audrey Hepburn? Really? C’mon, Vogue.