Lysol.

There’s a lot of harassment in theater.

Someone once calculated that Cabot Cove must have had the highest murder rate per capita of any place in the world.

Wait, I looked it up. Cabot Cove has a murder rate of 1490 murders per million residents. El Salvador, the current leader in the murder rate stats, has a murder rate of 108 murders per million residents.

It’s not that I will give her a pass for being old, it’s that it’s possible she is old enough that her mental capacity is slipping and she oughtn’t be making statements at all.

How on earth did someone manage to produce that entire list and leave off Resting Bitch Face? ;)

I googled RBF and got this:

I feel like we’re watching Ibsen’s “A Doll’s House” on a national scale. Though I don’t know if we’re going to get the powerful ending.

That flip of her wrist speaks VOLUMES.

He always looks so miserable. :(

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

What job? First Lady isn’t a paid position with real responsibilities. It’s a sexist, thankless throwback from the days before wives were allowed to have separate lives and careers from their husbands and were expected to be a full time mothers and help-mates. I don’t have many nice things to say about Melanie Trump…

We all want Melania to be a wealthy widow.

Actually made me laugh out loud. So I thought I’d let you know.

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

I think comparing her salary to Graydon’s is a little absurd for the reasons you list in your last graph, and more. I think the better comparison is: How does her salary compare to other EICs at major mags with a similar amount of experience? Say, Michelle Lee at Allure? Or a comparable guy in that position (sorry, I…

She always dresses like that. When I lived in LA, we happened to frequent the same eatery a lot. She dresses like this in real life, too.

It was fine for what it was. She had to speak and she did. I’m puzzling over the reason she felt she had to wear a traditional male costume to deliver it? Any thoughts on this?

I would mock the fact that she’s looking at the panda with more affection and joy than she’s ever looked at Trump, but who among us wouldn’t be more excited to hold hands with a panda than with Trump-Teeny-Todger.

Not to even marginally defend her but to be fair she hasn’t done anything outrageous or actively lessened the office she holds like literally every other fucker out of that family (to the best of my knowledge anyhow).

My genuine reaction every time I’m confronted with the fact Melania is FLOTUS: