you’re doing it right, brother

I agree about Sandler but we really shouldn’t be asking “Why Not Taylor’s” though. Lots of worthy filmmakers with original ideas & fresh stories should be given an opportunity instead of whatever sewage shit Sandler is in.

that’s actually the ringback tone of my Dentist’s office phone. I’m doubled over with laughter right now

I was a Math major but yeah, this was right after the movie so you know, it was damn crowded. It’s a good thing you didn’t get it though, because he was a bit mean to all the people who would ask questions about the movie & his private life when they opened up the questions to the audience.

I read a review where somebody compared that movie to being as tasteful and exciting as the Dentist’s Office at it was the most accurate description of all time.

He came to my university twice during my studies, and it was the same. The second time, I had to get up at an ungodly hour to be able to be at the head of the queue & some bribing was also involved..

He’s a good actor but that movie...

RIP. I met him at the Warwick University where he was doing a guest lecture, and he was a smart, funny man, albeit a little grumpy. He really hates the movie, though, lol, I asked.

I thought they’d drawn up a contract which said that mutual agreement was necessary to bring a pregnancy to term. This is just plain mind boggling. How much would you bet that the Judge is anti-choice?

OMG literally thought that was Johnny Depp before I read the caption. I mean. Dude has aged. It was a lot easier before to ignore his stale alcohol aura

a. What in the God’s name is wrong with that stupid fucking Judge? I’m no legal expert, so I would really appreciate some education on this. I’ve read the article on Jez from a few weeks back, but this still doesn’t make sense to me at all. Loeb, dude, get your head out of your sphincter

Nah it’s a meme called the “Scumbag Hat”

That place is the Congregation of Crazy Christians. I hate defending the Kardashians too, especially that Kylie Jenner broad who I’m pretty sure uses the N-word on a daily basis, but seeing people compare having a transgendered person in the family to having & supporting a rapey sicko is just...

I’ve only tasted recipes from her first book and the vegan mayonnaise-y stuff only pop up once in a while. Goopy’s books get worse and worse, from what I’ve heard, though so her later books are probably shit.

another convert. I’m sad and happy at the same time. Have fun cooking!

The messages on the 19 Kids & Counting facebook page are equally rage-vomit inducing

I found this gem too :

Try to avoid the 19 Kids & Counting fb page though, I was on there for like 10 seconds & I felt like tearing my own hair out and barbecuing them over the fires of hell at the same time.

I mean, my friend didn’t use “vegan mayonnaise”(eyeroll) or whatever, but if you cut out bullshit like that, it is moderately inexpensive. I’m talking about the first book though, the one she wrote after her father was diagnosed with illness & had to change his diet. They’re tasty and healthy, but you oughta know when…

My friend cooks recipes from Paltrow’s book & they’re actually so delicious, much to the sorrow of my cynical heart