Don’t eat the rich.

Anyone who uses the word “furbaby” with no sense of irony gets dismissed.

Because it’s a dog. 

$60K is the new $30K

True, but nobody is worth hero worship.

“Several” is defined as “more than two, but not many”…. I’d say $12,000 is more than “several”.

Looks horrendous. The pointy beak at the front made me immediately think of an early 1990's Buick Skylark

Why would you ever improve your product when idiots keep buying it?

Relevant:

Opposite for me, I liked the Kia first, but after seeing both in person, the Ioniq has now moved up to #1 (but I’m not due for a new car for another two years).

You must be unfamiliar with how often cars are recalled...

Aside from heated seats and some unnecessary Acura tech, is there any reason at all that people shouldn't just buy a Civic Si?

Woohoo! now I can drive Teslas for free and sleep in Air-BnB’s for free!

Y’know, there’s something to be said for using the old lock and key.

Are you talking about starting with a flat tire?

I think it’s less about completely preserving the look of the front end, and more about mostly preserving the look while also not having to drill holes in the bumper. 

You think you have privacy on a public road? Without that iniquity identifier, the roads would be more chaotic. 

What right to privacy are you talking about?  The only one in America is about medical privacy, and the undoing of that one is about to start.

Stickers. These are stickers.

I don’t have a front plate, either.