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Don’t forget to add in the hijinks that ensue as Addict Sister’s lovable pit bull bites off another family member’s body part!

I’m waiting for the show about the fucked up relationship between two child star has been sisters, one who’s an addict and the other who claims she’s not an enabler, both of who are struggling to achieve notoriety and success again.

I like how Mauricio would routinely wander into the kitchen and offer a “WASSSUUPP” as a greeting like it was still 2002z.

I have small hips and muscular legs, they emphazie the small hips and the calves, which i don’t like. Hate them with a firey passion. Boot cut, slim through the thigh/hip, those are my great love.

yep...BS on they look good on everyone. Yeah, Im going to be that person who says even the article linked to “prove” it, yeah no, they don’t look good on everyone. They can make you look bigger and your shaped unbalanced. I have muscular legs, the calves of a linebacker, and they have never fit me well.

Flares for LIFE. All these people in skinny jeans clearly do not have the genetic gift of knock knees. I look like a trainwreck in skinnies.

No, Megan, just no... I have very thick thighs and calves that don’t match. Even when I was 19 and in great shape, my thighs and hips have always been too big for my calves and waist.

I look like I’m wearing hand me down jeans in skinny jeans. I have to go plan a recommitment ceremony to mom jeans now.

Get thee to a tailor.

Most people seem to believe they look good on everyone, but they just don’t. I can say this empirically, I did a photo project as part of a pants fitting/making workshop series that proved my point.... And the best proof was the pants I made with one skinny leg and one well draped wide leg... I put them on onstage and

Ok I am small and have no butt to speak of...well from the side anyway...and skinny jeans look terrible on me. I need denim with pockets on the butt and nice loose legs. Seldom find what I really want. Like Stacy, formerly of WNTW I want straight legs all the way down, not boot, not flare. Hard to find but she put

Yeah, I’ve been wearing trouser-cut, straight-cut, and flares pretty much universally for years. I look like I stepped out of the late 90's? Ask me if I care! Signed, a fellow pear-shaped ass

I know everyone wears them, but they are SO RARELY flattering! It’s not so much about thin or thick, it’s just that those pants accentuate every detail about your hips and legs and most of us have adult woman bodies that are not ~perfectly proportioned~. And that’s fine! But there are soooooo many other kinds of pants

I bought a pair of bootcuts for this reason. At first I was like “I hope these come back in style” but after I wore them once, I was like “I don’t even care, I look so good”

I hate skinny jeans, i like my vagina to breathe.

Yeah, no kidding. I’d say they look great on just about nobody.

ugh, I thought they were finally going to be dead for at least a decade. Sorry, but people do NOT look good in them universally.

Yeah, I’m not sure about “everyone” but they look like shit on me.

and skinny jeans, I’m sorry to say, look kind of decent on everyone

New people for whom we cannot hope to ensure the bare minimum of a safe, secure life.

Unless said dirty slut rejects their advances. And then she is a ‘fat bitch.’