What I’m getting here is that Logan and Andy are cowards. Porsche gave you purple interior options, and you didn’t pick them? For shame

Buttholes can be nice and cozy.

I’ll keep that take nice and warm. The corny slapstick drove this show into the ground and fucked the new hosts over, thinking they had to carry on doing it.

in New Zealand we have plenty of gas in the ground and we had widespread CNG (compressed natural gas) distribution and lots of people ran it in cars, but the oil companies bought up all the gas stations and got rid of it by simply “oh we haven’t renewed the safety certification on the tanks/fillers so I guess we’ll…

Simply whipping out a debit or credit card to charge your car is another problem that’s not being addressed, mostly because you can’t just simply do that.

Tekniikan Maailma always did the most serious tests of any motoring magazine. Like if Consumer Reports was run by serious engineers who also happened to love cars.

I would much prefer it to have a more traditional hatchback profile vs. the silly “four door coupe” form. I can’t imagine it makes much difference to range, but will eat into the practicality of what is already not a very big trunk.

I rode 2 wheels for many decades. No matter what the law says, you, as the person on two wheels, absolutely HAVE to pay attention. It’s hard to argue the law and your rights when you’re dead.

You can’t buy taste

You’ve taut me something today.

“Overly describing the appeal of women’s breasts in an attempt to seem straight.”

“I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window.”

“You know I’m still getting over the tragic loss of my wife. She was such a strong, female woman with nice heavy breasts.”

“One night when I was philandering,…

hell i approve.  and start making speeding tickets a percentage of your income not a set amount.  

400 miles in a day?

Hugh Laurie gets it.

Automakers: “We can’t hit emissions targets, cars have just become too large and inefficient for that!”

Also automakers: “Let’s cut every single fuel-efficient car in our lineup and force the average American to buy large trucks and SUVs!”

The front diff and halfshafts have already been deleted. My 996 Turbo is RWD only. 

I may be the only person bummed about this because I genuinely liked Chris Harris and the new crew. I thought the first season together was kinda stiff but once the new three had a couple years to become friendly, their banter was more natural. 

You probably aren’t in Canada during winter.

I’ll be honest with you, on long trips it’s usually obvious who isn’t using cruise control, and they kind of drive me crazy. Cruise keeps things orderly on the interstate. 

HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SCREENS MY APARTMENT HAS?!