Wait... so no mention of homosexuals, african americans, or mothers?

Yeah, that was definitely scripted.

They forgot "Do not use the number 1 in place of the word One."

The last one after Armageddon 2oxx... "Alien Armageddon" or "Aryan Armageddon"? Aryans IN alien asteroids and spaceships attacking the earth?

And here I was thinking this was some PC mod for Sleeping Dogs.

So are we to blame the actual Japanese companies instead of the English localizing team now?

Holy shit... I've been doing it wrong all these years.

Not like there was a lot of voiceovers in the original game.

You should learn to speak for only yourself and not use 'us' or 'we' seeing as how you're not the be-all-end-all authority on exactly what Japanese games anyone wants.

Seeing as how the good guys won last time, it looks as if the midichlorians are up to their old tricks and bringing balance to the Force yet again.

What am I missing here?

Saved yet again...

They would probably end up suing him too for appearing in a Firestone commercial playing with an Atari.

Oh yeah?! Well I had sex with your wife!!

Every time I read about GameStop...

Q*Bert kill screen, anyone?

Sounds like a premise for a movie...

Forgot the one Snowspeeder under the AT-AT's foot :p

Weekly articles asking where is Yakuza 5, Luke.

This is Great Puma battling King Slender.

Aren't Asian parents supposed to be strict? Usually, stupid behavior resulted in a corrective beatdown.