I’m a 3rd generation attorney, meaning pops was (well, still is) an attorney... that charge didn’t stay on the bill.

multi chainsaw engined motorcycle?

I fixed your title for ya:

Fun fact: The Mazda MX-5 has won every SCCA and NASA Spec Miata class race since the introduction of the series!

Yes. Yes I can.

I would hate staring at people at stoplights though.

Yeah, but can you imagine buying a vinyl-wrapped H1 and then someday peeling the wrap off and finding this underneath?

Do you mean Wranglers? I do not consider them SUVs, they are something different.

A mural of himself on his car. This is the best part!!!

Maybe it’s an escape pod that falls out the back doors of the real van when it’s under attack.

so she doesn't try to escape while being led to the abettoir

For smaller missions.

When one recycles an aircraft carrier, does one put it in the blue bin or the green bin?

Why scrap it? This would make the ultimate hipster commune. Lots of deck area for farming, lots of space below to make art in, and it's a nuclear-powered weapon of war (for irony). Plus, it'll get the hipsters offshore, and we can torpedo the SOB anytime.

Hello...

Yes, embarrassing is right.

I want to laugh but I can't. I just wrote a check to Uncle Sam and read this, makes my blood boil. The incompetence, arrogance and pure ignorance. Embarrassing.

I donno man... it's crusty and bumpy and sprayed-on and there's a can of rhinoliner in the trunk!

I'd say it looks like his effectiveness is reduced after this one.

"This is gonna be hilarious"