He simultaneously looks like Bobby Hill and Cotton Hill.

Jesús is now on the 3-day disabled list.

Unless it was the other way around...

You are surprised that they didn’t trade for two of the top catchers in the game, neither of whom their teams would have traded to the Dodgers (Giants trade arguably their best position player to the hated Dodgers? Cards deep in the playoff hunt & having just given Yadi a contract extension last year)? Or for a guy…

Here’s a thought. If your catcher, who appeared in the 6th most games at catcher in 2017, appeared worn out to the point that he was unplayable at the end of last season, then maybe it was a poor idea to have him appear in TWENTY more games (1st in majors) this year?

It’s a Lotus, I’d be more worried if there weren’t fluids under the car.

that’s just bumper fluid leaking out down to the level of the crack

I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

“Wait until we meet them in the....forget it.” - defensive lineman Leonard Williams 

Once again, I’m on the side of the person who didn’t use the term “disrespected.”

You, I, Mark Whalberg, and every goddamned person reading this is fully and completely aware of the glaring omission in the 90 minute shower description. I’m glad you didn’t include it, but we all know.

It’s zero articles split in half. 

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

How’s their axe-ident insurance?

If the worst happens, god forbid, we can at least say for sure that he’s in a better place.

RENDEZVOUS A TEMECULA

Once I got to three different ways this joke works, I stopped counting.

Getting rid of Heimlich was a good maneuver on the league’s part. 

Their wealth fund is pretty amazing in and of itself. Any country with the foresight to save a large portion of their oil profits in a sovereign wealth fund and allow it grow to over $1 trillion is pretty mind boggling.

And so I ask you, our dearly beloved swath of super wealthy, very appreciated, devoted Kinja commenters: do you know who is backing Musk’s bid?