You, I, Mark Whalberg, and every goddamned person reading this is fully and completely aware of the glaring omission in the 90 minute shower description. I’m glad you didn’t include it, but we all know.

It’s zero articles split in half. 

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

If the worst happens, god forbid, we can at least say for sure that he’s in a better place.

RENDEZVOUS A TEMECULA

Once I got to three different ways this joke works, I stopped counting.

Getting rid of Heimlich was a good maneuver on the league’s part. 

Their wealth fund is pretty amazing in and of itself. Any country with the foresight to save a large portion of their oil profits in a sovereign wealth fund and allow it grow to over $1 trillion is pretty mind boggling.

And so I ask you, our dearly beloved swath of super wealthy, very appreciated, devoted Kinja commenters: do you know who is backing Musk’s bid?

That’s for lesser men. Beltre laughs, goes back to the dugout, and gets Felix in his next at-bat. And both of them have a good time with both at-bats, because they’re not assholes sucking the fun out of the game.

This is good baseball.

Golf, for sure.

If you could guarantee me Tom Brady gets tased once per regular season I’d watch every minute of all 16 games.

Going through a client’s (or prospective client’s) tweets and calling out any potential problems should be one of the first things an agent does. I would expect that will be the norm going forward.

And that guy is a Fjord Explorer!  Waka waka waka.

Make them the San Francisco Giants?

Wallabobby Knight.

That will be nuts to see.