As long as we also end corn subsidies, funding to the Middle East to stabilize oil production, and tax breaks for oil companies I’m ok with this too.

“Hey Takahiro...heard you had another date this weekend. Did you get any head?”

Bubb Rubb approves

They named it after Brady because this is the car you drive after leaving your pregnant wife.

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

It’s that weird thing that looks like an eagle fart

As an athiest, I take exception to your claim that we all have souls. But keep living the dream.

Can he coach soccer too?

“That was sick! I’m never washing this hair again!”

I’m not greedy. How about a small percentage of your contract? Or, we can pay by the hour. A few hundred an hour seems reasonable. Think of me like a lawyer, but more qualified and more important. You only need a lawyer when you do something wrong, but my services are helpful when you do something right as well.…

Nope. You need it.

I feel like this provision might not hold up in a court of law.

Nice cynical take. No, he got played like a stupid drug addicted older white guy who likes doing blow off (redacted) black women while having moral issues about black men kneeling for that stupid song while protesting inequality. He got exactly what he deserved and so far, as far I can tell... only other white men…

Not just with Tesla - I shop other brands and own an Audi as well as other economy brands.

Donald Trump and Anthony Davis have very little to do with this IMO.

The USMNT is an example of something that is actually disrespectful to the troops.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

Pedantastic

Counterpoint to him stating that he’s not a genius- remembering the name Ionesco and correlating it to a fragment of a sentence inside a clue on the fly with thousands of dollars on the line sounds pretty genius-y to me