Goodness gracious...

It is kind of stupid that 6 teams play at once.

Also, the net is where you get to show off! you get to dust off weak lobs with thunderous overheads! You get to do voodoo shit with volleys! For example: Right handed player moving to the right for a volley. Racket ready, left arm out in front- turn the face of the racket to send the ball under the left arm at a sharp…

+1 buddy who died face-down in the muck so you and I could enjoy this national pastime

You guys texted before posting, didn’t you?

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

From: shawley142

For the most part, no. If it’s a tactical shot, such as dropping one short on an opponent who’s trying to defend a big first serve, no, there’s nothing to complain about. If someone who’s up big in an out-of-hand match attempts one, then it could be perceived as rather dickish.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

this comment fucking rules

A correct ruling from the judge would not let this girl enter a Perkins. Ever.

As we all know, once a country begins producing electricity by burning fossil fuels, it becomes impossible for them to produce electricity any other way, for all time.

Bengals or Cowboys. They don’t have a problem with Pryors.

Your two cents are bad

I’d love to drive a Countach though, even though I know it’s probably shit to drive. Or actually I’d like to drive one BECAUSE it’s shit to drive, this probably drives just like any new Audi but a bit faster.

Why would you bet on Hulk Hogan in Rocky III?

I used an organic wooden coffee stir and whisked vigorously for 30 seconds...

Im more curious what about this took months of preparation and 100's of hours to set up?

Sounds like the Virgin Islands are going to get seriously boned by this. After that they’ll just be called “the Islands”.

Also, this lady is me while doing squats on my own