No one nose any more.
Even when American runners didn’t end up on the podium in international meets, I always took pride in the nasal bone strength they displayed during competition. Now, I realize that was all a lie. I don’t know what to believe in anymore.
United: What are you going to do? Drive across the country?
You do know there are no New Yorkers in Times Square, right?
Dude found a parking place in Times Square!?
Yeah because the 16-25 year old age group are famous for their safe driving habits and low auto accident fatality rate.
Agreed. She couldn’t afford something newer/better than a 2003 Lexus SC430?
“How can I ever face all the other dead sharks?”
Should be easy to find out if it’s him. It’s clearly an Ariel photograph.
Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.
Well they could always ship the children then...
Starred for “bahahcahls”
Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…
but he is chiefly famous for his speed records.
Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.
If you’re gonna comment on a joke, make sure you realize it’s a joke.
One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out
“And the wind cries ‘yeah Jeets.’”
-Jimi Hendrix
No O’Hare pun? Kevin Sorbo disappointed levels.