Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

If you’re gonna comment on a joke, make sure you realize it’s a joke.

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

“And the wind cries ‘yeah Jeets.’”
-Jimi Hendrix

No O’Hare pun? Kevin Sorbo disappointed levels.

I think that was back in 19-dickety-two.

Damn, how old are you, 145?

I’ll tell you what the fuck is happening. The Bulls, who have the 2nd shittiest front office and the worst coach in the entire league, slid into the playoffs because the Nets decided to just give it to us, and God, that sick son of a bitch, is enacting his will to make the Bulls look like a competent team. All it’s…

a stack of player surveys

Please tell me the new gear is all metal....

He was just looking out for you. He knows marathons are bullshit for suckers.

This is my boy Max in his Batman costume at Halloween

Actually he said they should trade a deuce for Osweiler.

I’d say let Mirotic defend himself, but...you know

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

How did Trump not make Ken Star Attorney General??

That link did not make it clear to me in the least what the C-word was, so I’m forced to think it’s the dirtiest C-word I know:

I mean we have 100 years of evidence that this isn’t going to happen.

That was a really weird tangent you went on about people claiming to be six feet tall but aren’t.