McDonald’s pays a decent wage for the work being performed. I worked there as a teen and was treated well, and learned a lot about the responsibilities of being employed. I didn’t earn much money ($4.25/hr back then), but I consider it to have been paid training.

That dude needed to Focus on his drifting more.

“We’ll fix it in post.”

I love dad jokes. Bravo.

If Lance finally gets his chance in space, I will be THRILLED.

I’d tell him to stick to football but his hands do anyway

I dunno, man. It’s like I get it...but I donn’t really GET it. Know what I mean?

Someone Gawker couldn’t afford to hire.

This guy.

“We want to use signals that propagate very well underwater,” says Niedzwiecki. “And it turns out that acoustic signals propagate extremely well.” 

It was at this point I started to worry about wildlife.

Can any of them play offensive line

I like Katie, but suspect I would not like her as much if it was five times as often.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Or been carried over the course by drone. Who looks up during a marathon?

Every red-blooded old dude loves some junk ball.

It’s like an Aston Martin had a few too many drinks and the Prius didn’t technically say “no.”

Well he did totally call it on the Durant kid. I hear he’s really great.

The problem is the Red Sox are in Ft. Meyers, FL and not Jupiter, which has a much stronger gravitational pull. He was over-correcting.

You say that like it’s a bad thing...

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”