“It’s annoying”

LaBron blocks all the high prices at Ollie’s Bargain Outlet.

do you even know how to read?

With that goal, Blaze hoped to finally win the affection of his father, Nitro.

has earned the Arena Football equivalent of being waived

I’d feel bad for Noah, because Jones seems committed to kicking his ass. However, he can easily hide from Cardale by taking refuge in one of Ohio State’s many academic buildings.

Pikes Peak RS200

“Damage to manifold”.

“I’ve been here 28 years and never, never seen nothing like that come through.”

Every time he swings hard enough for his helmet to fall off, he gets to fill it with nachos.

They passed on it

Josh Hamilton Says He’s Capable of Batting .359 Again, is Denied Shot.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Doesn’t have anything on these guys:

“ and we won’t see either of these teams for four months after Saturday night.”

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

Thank God, I thought you were going to say he was gay or something.