Sing us a song, you're the Schiano man,

I'm pretty confident that I understand Plan B, but I feel like it would probably make more sense to chuck the pill at the midsection instead of the head.

Weaning ourselves off the PAT will be difficult, and maybe painful.

They really also need to narrow the posts in general, FGs are becoming a total joke below 40 yards. It should be harder.

Other reasons why Aaron is kept separate from the other inmates:

He purposefully didn't finish, just so he could have "1 Target, 0 drops" on the police report.

Obligatory.

Hello Kent, and welcome to Deadspin. Seeing as how things in the Midwest seem to have a real or perceived lack of urgency, and contrasting that with the beltway insistency of even the most mundane of undertakings, my question to you is this: in all your years of journalism, have you ever sneezed and farted at the same…

Like graduate.

So, despite having no proof these thing ever work, someone on the side of the Saints invents a terrible designed play. How intelligent.

and here we see Newton's first and third laws of motion;

I tried to look for an image for "played out joke" and found this.

+1

They're called Costa Ricans Lovie.

"When it comes to keeping small people out of sight, they've still got a lot to learn." - Joe Paterno

KUUUUUUUUUHHHHNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining

No one gives a shit about your new-age sabermetrics babble, bro. What's the pitcher's ERA?

Apologies, RMJ=H. It was purely a coincidence. I've made it my habit to not even read your "comments" anymore.

your fluke accomplishments may not warrant a trip to Disney World, but maybe at least Busch Gardens.