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Hello Kent, and welcome to Deadspin. Seeing as how things in the Midwest seem to have a real or perceived lack of urgency, and contrasting that with the beltway insistency of even the most mundane of undertakings, my question to you is this: in all your years of journalism, have you ever sneezed and farted at the same…

Like graduate.

So, despite having no proof these thing ever work, someone on the side of the Saints invents a terrible designed play. How intelligent.

and here we see Newton's first and third laws of motion;

I tried to look for an image for "played out joke" and found this.

+1

They're called Costa Ricans Lovie.

"When it comes to keeping small people out of sight, they've still got a lot to learn." - Joe Paterno

KUUUUUUUUUHHHHNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining

No one gives a shit about your new-age sabermetrics babble, bro. What's the pitcher's ERA?

Apologies, RMJ=H. It was purely a coincidence. I've made it my habit to not even read your "comments" anymore.

Even Hanley Ramirez isn't dumb enough to give himself an extension.

Just for a second. Just to see how it feels.

Maybe Morris would've had better numbers if he pitched a baseball instead.

Finally some customer service representatives that are actually understandable.

Every Leader Of The Japanese PGA Is Resigning In A Yakuza Scandal

If that kid is lucky, the only way anyone will ever call him a "chip off the old block" is if his dad runs him over and he ricochets off the crankcase.

your fluke accomplishments may not warrant a trip to Disney World, but maybe at least Busch Gardens.