I believe it’s actually called “a fistula of blarts”.

This comment makes me want to drown you in a pool.

To be fair, this goes right along with his strategy of “be so fucking brain damaged by the end of my career that the concept of punishment is meaningless.”

So, good on him for executing?

But that’s against the rules, so nobody does it!

Yes, this exactly. They had giant red bokeh eyeballs which the filter helpfully made white and sharpened the living bejesus out of.

It’s like they tried to double book events where the participant’s teeth outnumber the spectators.

The problem is that the sticks are low quality, so they don’t find the same center every time after being released. Whatever you calibrated it to, the next time you pressed the sticks over and released them, it would find a center 1-2* different than previous.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

Put me in, coach!

Someone has been watching too many chris pratt outtakes.

Now this is the stuff. I want you to whisper hot takes to me about OBJ’s watch while I drift off to sleep.

Yeah I definitely paused more than usual before I hit the publish on that one.

Taking shots and getting hammered is what got us into this mess, man.

Yeah, after my experience with my vivoactive HR (plastic case broke where the strap attaches after a year and a month or so, garmin gave me the finger) there is no goddamn way I would give them $1000 for a watch.

Rocks, on the way out: “just how we planned it. gullible monkey.”

I was so bummed though unsurprised when sphere turned out to be garbage. I always had a soft spot for the book.

“One other test result of note was that once the thieves were able to access and start the fiesta, the transmission killed them instantly. This test was still considered a success, since the same thing would theoretically have happened to the legal owners.”

Maybe if you’d gone to a real high school like N.U., you could have taken it to the next level.

Not if you play it the right frequency from your lathe. I saw a documentary once...

Congratulations on telling us that you have run a marathon. That’s a big accomplishment.