“Lest Trae Young have all the fun beating up on an atrocious winless defense, his rookie foil Luka Dončić also got his last night in a 115-109 Mavericks win over the Bulls. Setting aside the joy of pitting a 19-and 20-year-old in mortal competition for purely narrative and/or Hawks-shaming purposes, what if they’re…

Agree, but at least the Florida Marlins kill far less of the people they get sick.

Hey, fuck you, man. We love tacos.

+1 

No offense, but if you’re relying on the Texas Rangers vs Athletics, I wouldn’t be surprised when they’re way behind.

What? He basically says he already receives large sums of money and it’s not a problem, the issue is time and location flexibility.

I’m not saying money is not a factor, but for him more than anyone I think it’s the “not the money” stuff that comes with not having a 9 to 5 that is  a factor.

there’s a difference?

I really, really hope he has nicknamed his dick “the candlestick”

Agreed. I definitely think Brady could be a multisport athlete.

But when we use our 2021 pick to get a prospect who we can develop into Butler’s 2-man in a couple years, boy will you feel dumb!

-Vlade, probably.

“fuucckk... everryybody. Got it!”

-priest, taking notes.

Honestly, MCD is the only celebrity who I get legitimately sad about when I think that we will never get to see him again. Such a great loss.

No, no, no. He doesn’t have any courtroom experience. He needs to get a summer Clerk job for a conservative justice, THEN he can be a lifetime appointed judge. We have standards.

Remember, kids: Never Tweet.

This. If a lotus isn’t leaking, that means it’s empty.

“Historians now agree that if his unchecked core temperature hadn’t killed him, GodDamnTheseElectricSexPants would have ruled both the upper and lower Nile river valleys for centuries”

While not the absolute T H I C Cest, I nominate 503 for rookie of the year. Guy’s got a real motor.  Great effort.

Behind Mike Glennon when god was giving out hair.

Unfortunately it doesn’t indemnify them against Axe of god.

If there’s ever a 250m range electric Hudson, I'll be first in line.