What? He basically says he already receives large sums of money and it’s not a problem, the issue is time and location flexibility.

I’m not saying money is not a factor, but for him more than anyone I think it’s the “not the money” stuff that comes with not having a 9 to 5 that is  a factor.

there’s a difference?

I really, really hope he has nicknamed his dick “the candlestick”

Agreed. I definitely think Brady could be a multisport athlete.

But when we use our 2021 pick to get a prospect who we can develop into Butler’s 2-man in a couple years, boy will you feel dumb!

-Vlade, probably.

“fuucckk... everryybody. Got it!”

-priest, taking notes.

Honestly, MCD is the only celebrity who I get legitimately sad about when I think that we will never get to see him again. Such a great loss.

No, no, no. He doesn’t have any courtroom experience. He needs to get a summer Clerk job for a conservative justice, THEN he can be a lifetime appointed judge. We have standards.

Remember, kids: Never Tweet.

This. If a lotus isn’t leaking, that means it’s empty.

Behind Mike Glennon when god was giving out hair.

If there’s ever a 250m range electric Hudson, I'll be first in line.

Yes, we went from a moderately effective asshole to an ineffective one, so I guess that could be construed as a positive?

As an unwilling constituent of Mr. Hunter’s extremely gerrymandered district which he was essentially gifted due to having his fathers name, all I have to say is: Good Riddance you Fucking Fuckface. Fuck You.

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as…

The team has released a statement that they were unaware of Heimlich’s neice, but now that they’ve seen her face, they believe her.

Yeah, if the SEC allows Elon to somehow allow non-institutional investors to roll equity into an opaque private structure, I would bet that almost nobody sells. I just have my doubts they’d let this happen.

Not to mention their SWF is literally over a trillion dollars and made a record 131b in returns last year. 70b buy in on tesla is not out of the question by any means.

My friends NUTID and BETRODD would like a word with you out back...

What, you think they made the rule anticipating that someone would play 5 years for the Orioles and want to stay?

That would be playing a VERY long game indeed.