Yes, we went from a moderately effective asshole to an ineffective one, so I guess that could be construed as a positive?

As an unwilling constituent of Mr. Hunter’s extremely gerrymandered district which he was essentially gifted due to having his fathers name, all I have to say is: Good Riddance you Fucking Fuckface. Fuck You.

Same for me. I’m assuming technical difficulties.

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as…

The team has released a statement that they were unaware of Heimlich’s neice, but now that they’ve seen her face, they believe her.

Yeah, if the SEC allows Elon to somehow allow non-institutional investors to roll equity into an opaque private structure, I would bet that almost nobody sells. I just have my doubts they’d let this happen.

Not to mention their SWF is literally over a trillion dollars and made a record 131b in returns last year. 70b buy in on tesla is not out of the question by any means.

The counter argument is that the “other people” are greedy fucks who, without shorts, would create bubbles that would do way more damage than the shorts.

It sucks that coyotes eat rabbits, but it’s better than having a bazillion overpopulated rabbits all die of some horrible disease in your back yard.

That’s probably tied (or slightly behind) in his mind with the fact that this essentially perma-fucks the shorts which he hates so much, since going private forces them to fully cover.

My friends NUTID and BETRODD would like a word with you out back...

What, you think they made the rule anticipating that someone would play 5 years for the Orioles and want to stay?

That would be playing a VERY long game indeed.

Good question! Lets go to the DustyCam and see what he’s up to!

I used to work around big fermenters and you’d get this same feeling when you stuck your head in one of them. The C02 released by the grapes fermenting would settle on top of the must and as soon as your head went in it, you just couldn’t breathe.

It’s freaky as hell.

“John Wall is already pulled over, man. He can’t pull over any farther.”

Because, like Tim Tebow, he couldn’t play his way out of a paper bag.

REGGUULLLGAATTOORRSSSS. MOUNT UP.

...Fuck you kinja

Police have released a still from the security camera which filmed the incident:

Mitsubishi: For when you absolutely, positively hate your life.

I was gonna say. This just means it misidentified the rest of congress.