SOYLENT PURINA IS PUPPERS!!!

“The iPhone is pizzled.”

I would say that the Europeans should pump the brakes, but seeing as it’s a Harley Davidson discussion, it wouldn’t do much.

She’s got a hell of a motor, that one.

Sometimes its the simple things....

What I don’t understand is that, from the previews, it seems like there are obvious parts of Authority in the trailer- interviewing the Biologist in the southern reach.

How on earth does that square with not having read anything but Annihilation which only takes place inside of X?

Hey man, covering olympic womens hockey is hard enough without the peanut gallery.

Hugely negative in terms of average limbs per capita, but still. Huge!

Sorry, that infringes on my patent, “a device for communicating”, wherein I outline my plans to make some object out of matter that can be used to communicate ideas to some second party of an indeterminate nature.

You now owe me a million dollars, or something.

OLYMPIANS STILL DOPE YO!

Subtle like a fine wine.

Sounds like socialism to me.

This is just a cover so they can inspect the bikes to make sure they put the standard slate pieces in the calipers instead of actually fitting them with “brake pads” which might “stop the vehicle in a reasonable distance” for “safety”.

Another fun fact about football: The actual play time of a typical 3.25 hour football game, when you subtract halftime, quarter time, stand around time, advertising time, timeout time, video review time, and all other general masturbation time?

Yeah, but

Fun fact: you still can’t get medical helium easily these days because Siemens is using tons of it to get MRI’s up and running that were quenched for the hurricanes.

I won’t say I’m wealthy, but who hasn’t been suckered in by an animatronic sheep salesman in their day? It looked just like the real thing, but without all the mess!

Because it’s a cool looking gun thing that shoots fire. I have spent $500 on much, much dumber things than that.

yassss there it is.

According to Wikipedia, his full name is William Robert Atherton Knight Jr.

The man was born with his douche titanic ticket already booked.