OLYMPIANS STILL DOPE YO!

Subtle like a fine wine.

Sounds like socialism to me.

This is just a cover so they can inspect the bikes to make sure they put the standard slate pieces in the calipers instead of actually fitting them with “brake pads” which might “stop the vehicle in a reasonable distance” for “safety”.

Another fun fact about football: The actual play time of a typical 3.25 hour football game, when you subtract halftime, quarter time, stand around time, advertising time, timeout time, video review time, and all other general masturbation time?

Yeah, but

yassss there it is.

According to Wikipedia, his full name is William Robert Atherton Knight Jr.

The man was born with his douche titanic ticket already booked. 

1) motorcycle not bicycle

Including the police?

I ride a lot and lane split a lot, and it’s pretty obvious who was in the wrong here. The car started to get over, then aborted, and the motorcyclist (who, if he had half a brain anyways would give an obvious autonomous car a ton of cushion because god knows what the fuck those things are doing)…

Given that Elon has south african roots, I always figured it was The Boering Company, shrugging off the yoke of traffic and going on a great trek underground to escape imperialist rule.

#19thcenturyjokes

I totally agree with you, the olympics is a total waste of money that decimates local economies for the enrichment of a priveleged few who are seemingly above accounta...

That’s why they call them head shops. They used to have actual heads just rolling around like soccer balls.

charge your phone? It IS YOUR PHONE! AND A DOG TOO!

Everyone here who thinks you will be able to walk into a store with $45,000 and buy that car next year, please come right on over here and have a seat at my booth! I have a combination electric razor and DSLR that you’ll REALLY love!!

It’s almost like that’s exactly what I meant when I said “except the wipers”.

The difference (aside from the windshield wipers) is that most of this stuff can be fixed OTA, so his car will actively get better as tesla fixes bugs.

If you had a vega, you had to go back to the dealership, cajole them into fixing your weird issue, and then be without your car for a few days.

I don’t particularly…

Wait till they tell him it can lead to Chronic traumatic encephalopathy.

The world may NEVER know....

Lets be honest, this thing has a lot more STEM than Steam in the design. I for one welcome our new stempunk overlords.