It’s like a weird alternate universe Lemony Snickets, except pretty much everyone is evil.

How does he get to keep putting MD behind his name? Is he actually board certified to practice, and if so, how has he kept it?

What he means is that the trucks have plenty of space to store grain in them.

It’s better than a kick in the nardos, that’s for sure.

goddamn that is up there.

I see the strategy in making the video so horrible it takes the emphasis off the music, but I can’t say it’s one I would recommend.

I was, but somehow I missed it? I went to West Coast engineering colleges though, so perhaps it was just not big among the nerderati.

Lol I youtubed out of curiosity. Wish I hadn’t.

We’re so close...

Why doesn’t it have the same range as actually viable electric cars? You can answer via morse code if it lets you keep your cushy resort perks.

Worse than that, we’re running out. There is literally a black market for illegal sand.

So I’m no rock climbing expert or anything, but I am a big sissy. Around the 10 second mark when the rock obviously starts to break more, I would have noped the fuck right on down from there.

Holy shit.

Then again, it’s donald trump jr so... Haul away, baby! Go for 400!

But not the storebought kind, no sir! After I gather up the hoof clippins’, I render em’ down and make my own paste. It’s free and it keeps my boots waterproof in a pinch as well!

As a devoted niners fan, anyone who loses to us this season is not qualified to coach pop warner.

There’s a reason “Story of OJ” was the most streamed song on Tidal for months. Truth sells.

We live way out in the boonies, and I always leave my sliders unlocked for this very reason. If someone drives 45 minutes out of town to rob a house, they’re going in regardless. I’d rather replace a TV than a TV and a broken slider.

“Attendance at today’s game is 5, unless you exclude the janitorial staff. Then it’s 2.”

I was there last week and got murdered twice. It’s a crazy, crazy place.