This comment is The Ususal Suspects of tennis posts, if Keyser Soze as a dad joke.

Dude, enjoying? Really? What are you, a commie?

Yes

Right? this is a truck I would not feel guilty throwing 4x4's and bare chain in.

Yep, that’s pretty much my position as well. The guy tried to argue with me on facebook when I posited that perhaps visiting San Juan was a bad idea. I was like, OK, good luck!

I have some friends who were going to vacation in San Juan with a friend who lives there this week. He kept telling them that they “would be fine if they came to stay with him”. They 100% believed him and were all ready to go.

Luckily the airline cancelled their flight and saved them from their own stupidity.

Anonymous tipsters just told ESPN that Malzahn is just using the drunkenness as an excuse. The school discovered over the off season that he was actually two small men, Brad and Alex Wong, standing on each others shoulders.

Lol look how far down his plant foot sinks. Sucks to look like a damn fool when it really isn’t your fault.

Or just pony up the $85 and get a TSA Precheck number. It’s good for 5 years and eliminates a bunch of BS. Also, if you get declined, you’ll know you’re on a watchlist and can get a redress number.

Tom is 120% decent with a 25% decency dealer fee and 15% decency documentation deduction. Still, 80% decent is pretty good these days.

Maybe there’s a tractor headlight shortage...

Maybe he has vitiligo, you insensitive clod.

She does love compliments.

OH SNAP

In a metaphysical sense, yes, he’s sort of a mask that It wears to make It more parseable to human senses, but It can (and does) move freely around as pennywise (or the giant crow, or the leper, or any of It’s other guises) without being “attached” to something bigger and more grotesque, so I think it’s pretty…

Wait, the founders of the company are literally named Freeman and Mason?

They just installed a C02 system next door to my building in a big machine shop.

I know because when they tested it, one of the pressure doors failed and blew open in front of the fire marshall. It was quite the water cooler talk.

If they call it the “Power Ranger” I will buy the black one so fast...

10/10 on the YOLO entry technique.