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4am on twitter, every damn day.

No, that’s Planned Parenthood after the AHCA passes.

Little do we all know, MacGregor has spent the last 8 years developing a resistance to iocane powder.

Actually it’s religious discrimination. “Muslim” is not a race. If you’re going to feign indignation, do it properly.

“I picked up the offense no problem. You just drop bombs on them when the guy in charge says the time is right”

I keep coming back to this one. Criminally under-starred.

Right? this confused the living shit out of me a for a while.

I don’t care about losing all the money... it’s losing all the stuff. *pouts*

I would just like to say that I appreciate your headline very much.

+1 freak gasoline fight accident.

Fucking up everything for everyone ever I could look past, but now he has gone too far. Impeachment is the only way.

This is like putting Usain Bolt in a greyhound race and then being like “well, it’s sort of an old greyhound”.

Maybe, but it’s still going to kick the living shit out of him.

It’s called a gimbal. If it’s an X5 (which is what it looks like to me), the gimbal and camera are one unit (though the lens is another). A full gimbal/camera costs about 1500 bucks, but it’s possible to get it repaired if the camera is ok and it’s just the gimbal arms/joints itself that got mashed.

Either way you

A man who spent so much time catching and throwing and running with footballs must be, at his very core, PART FOOTBALL - and everyone knows footballs can’t murder people because they don’t have extremities.

“When I was looking at earth from the window of the International Space Station (where I was invited by the king of earth), I could see the sun glinting off the top of Robert Trent Jr.’s balding head like golden beacon. I could also see his mom, because she’s so big that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND

“He’s the best darn prospect I’ve ever seen”

Jim Tomsula, watching Greene fix holes in donated socks.

“Delonte West Dribbled Away LeBron James’s Cognate”

I was curious so I tried to do the math. Uber takes 20% off the top of the 632, so you’re left with 500 bucks, plus the 300 tip so that’s roughly $800.

“well, at least he didn’t fatally stab anyone”, said O’Brien, trying to put it in terms Remy could relate to.