Because when you’re hooning and everyone else is not, your car has entirely different driving dynamics than the rest of the field. Your car moves differently, which means it’s a hazard to the field.

The fact that he got flagged 3 sessions in a row and they say he “may” not be invited back is actually fairly surprising.…

Because if you don’t figure out a way to get money from people for taking them to space, you’re just about guaranteed to “go broke trying”?

#slowcarsfast

What a coincidence! I can’t move my face without putting my finger on it!

-Graham Bensinger

“Man jumps in lake, gets wet. Highlights at 11.”

No. It’s sort of boring because of all the boardroom stuff, and the fight scenes aren’t the best ever, but it’s not that bad.

Caveat: I haven’t ready any of the comics/canon/nerdstuff. I’ve just watched the first 2/3 of the first season.

If I had to rank things, it would be

1) Jessica jones

Right? Like, what’s the point of lying about it anyways, because 1) it’s easily verifiable and 2) Most people know how tall they are, so if you tell a 6' guy you’re 6' and you’re shorter than him, he’ll know, right?

Unrelated, i have a 28" penis.

It’s about diversity, Paul. Get it through your head!

One caveat: If you are flying into boston in winter and renting national, the 200 is an acceptable car, because 1) you can leave the heated seat switch in the on position while the car is off and 2) they have remote start.

Thus, when the temperature is -eleventybillion *F and you need to leave the hotel, you can remote…

dude, your guys’ embedded video player is just fucking broken. what was wrong with the old one?

Announcer: Cães não sabem não é namorada!

This took me a while to process.

Gimmie da ryddim! Gimmie da ride! Get on up! It’s bobsled tiiimmeeeeee...

0 fundings.

This should be the complete dictionary entry for Kinja.

Me too, assuming I can find someone to read it to me.

Correct, you aren’t required to mark your ball unless the other player is A) on the putting surface and you are impeding them or B) asks you to mark even if you aren’t on the surface yet.

Players who are off the green will usually ask a playing partner who is on the green to mark if the ball could potentially impede…

Pierce 6 pt chassis brace on my FiST. The flatness...

“Why are those burritos stinking and reeking like that?”
“uhh... because they’re the expensive kind?”