That makes two of us. Florida.....

Also, did you know that some 3 bandeds roll up with their head on the right/tail on the left (like the title shot) and some roll up the opposite, but each individual armadillo only rolls up one way ever, for their entire life?


#sciencefacts

IF YOU WANT MOUTH LEPROSY

It must have been drizzling on the way to the show- why else would they have switched to the cut slicks?

At 28 years old, it’s now a classic, right? And it sure as hell ain’t fast, so that’s covered :)

The shot chart is off by a hash mark. He’s clearly on the second one from the line in the video.

#CANTHIDETHETRUTH

That’s why they offed Kim Jong-nam with VX. He kept picking up the phone to call his girlfriend right when Kim Jong-un was about to go attack with all of his carriers.

PS: The blue is water and the clear is air.

I have devised plans for an ex-uber employee interview room which I will now share on the internet for a small fee. Here is a sample (Graphic Design done by myself, to save costs).

Don’t you think you were a little harsh on him?

“That’s terrible and shocking! But regardless, I’ll give you a screaming deal on a very nice coffin and remembrance ceremony! Here’s my card.”

-Jim Tomsula

Have you seen his mustache? Stereotypes exist for a reason, bro.

Announcer 1: “That Wiggins chap is really something. He’s got a motor on him”
Announcer 2: “I’ll say, Bob. He really is a physical specimen”

Stan “the verifier” Jorgensen had gallstones and then his daughter had to have an emergency tonsilectomy and then it was chinese new years and then it was lent awareness week.

Sort of like how the DMV works here.

I think the english are being foolish here. All they had to do was pick the wiffle and rack the wickets since the italians obviously neglected their bashers on defense and left themselves open to a right handed squib waffler just barreling around the end-pole.

Wabberkins!

Definitely texas. Large swathes of the middle east have already seen the light and started slamming in huge solar infrastructure.

Guy is lucky the panda was only playing. Pandas are still bears, and will still bite the living bejesus out of you in short order.

PS: Now bring back Science Watch and we’ll be in business. If nobody watches the science, shroedinger says it may not even exist. Or it may be dead, or something. Kind of like schroedinger himself.

This HamNo is the best HamNo. I missed you, old buddy.

The really funny thing about that clip is the guy who passes him then celebrates before crossing the line.

Humans are funny creatures...