Yasssssss....

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I really hope this doesn’t kill the Empulse. I’ve been following it since it was a standalone company and it was definitely one of the better looking electric bikes out there and had some cool tech.

I would be bummed if they tossed out the one non-ugly baby with the retard-mobile bathwater.

If the panels don’t fit, you must acquit... yourself with honor and dignity and not point it out. It’s american manufacturing man, take what you can get.

#FordOwner

I am more excited by the 300m+ range small electric SUV. This is going to be the battleground of the future, so it’s nice to see more of the big manufacturers jumping in.

Right? I would pretty much imagine the pre-draft discussions go like this in every major organization:

Coach: This guy is good, i want him

The generally agreed upon rule of thumb is that one average womens college basketball player is equivalent to 8.7 Siamese.City’s worth of athleticism. 9.2 if it’s $5 footlong meatball day.

This is actually the perfect solution from VW.

I would tell him “Your return fits within the legal definition of operable and therefore we’ll be happy to take it back. The next available buyback appointment is at Kendall VW of Anchorage. We hope to see you there!”

I mean, Kendall has 4.7 stars out of 5 on google. Who…

Topical!

Plus, Fournette is black, while McCaffrey is white. So there’s that.

#amidoingitright?

LUCID: An insufferable car for insufferable people. (tm)

The actual question is how many times will the Zum sit 20-50 miles offshore and actually drop iron on a hard target in anger?

My guess: 0 times.

This is the most logical thing about this entire story.

This meme just keeps going and going...

I absolutely cannot wait for the first high-star prospect to get injured on this slide and the inevitable banning of its use for all football players.

We will gladly give him the finger right fucking back. We already have a shitty baseball team, why do we need to pay for a shitty football team as well?

Odds are you wouldn’t, actually. This happens about once every couple months.

“NCAA: Supporting Flint Water Awareness Does Not Qualify as Charitable Cause”

They are definitely awful. It’s about the best way you can advertise “I don’t go outside in the sun, because if I did the refraction would drive me insane”.

“I donut see the future, you know”