Obviously you’ve never had your wiper apex seals go during a race before....

Or also, that they accuse said human being of being lazy and on welfare when the only reason they are involved with said human at all is that he works with his girlfriend.

So many fucks are what the’d.

I heard rumors that they were going to only bring the crossover B-platform because nobody likes small cars anymore. I very much hope that you’re right, though.

Yeah, copa sudamericana = world series just didn’t make sense in my brain. You could make the argument for either though.

Omg a FiST that you had to jump in the windows would be EPIC*

*for someone else to own. I have to get groceries and shit and my FiST is small enough as it is.

This would be like the Sacramento Rivercats playing well enough to switch places with the Marlins, and then making the playoffs in the following year, and then having their plane go down as they flew to the NLCS. Roughly.

I would assume that everyone watching from the stands just assumed that he wouldn’t be given a time since it was so blatant, and everyone at the finish just watches the finish times and assumes that anyone who cheated so blatantly would get pointed out to them.

The problem is that I have to sit on the inside, not on the outside. Once you take in that fact, the i3 starts to look more appealing for not much more cash.

Because I drive about 140-150 freeway miles a day, and the whole point is that I want to charge on my net metered solar and not pay for gas.

I just want it to have 200+. My dad has a 2014 i3 and it’s a great car, but it’s not practical for a large, spread out metro area like San Diego. Give me 200+ miles on a charge and I’d say it’s probably worth the cash over a Bolt.

This. His job interview basically goes like
Team: “we really want to keep this under wraps, but we’re going to force an entire team of entitled 20 somthings to pick up their familes, move across the country, and still want to sacrifice their physical and mental wellbeing for, well, basically jack shit except some…

“There’s nothing worse than seeing the same dead horses trotted out and beaten repeatedly.”

You’re telling me!
-disgruntled kentucky zombie derby bettor.

Lol. I figure it’s the day before thanksgiving and I’m drinking at 10 in the morning. What better time to bust out the nerd trolling.

“The World Chess Federation (FIDE) announced that his abrupt exit could cost him 10 percent of his winnings, which could delay his anticipated move out of his mom’s basement by up to 6 months.”

This take is so hot, looking directly at it for more than 5 seconds may result in blindness.

“I want length back there, and I will get it.”

-USMNT Coach Drew Magary, 2016

Yeah, but can you take a raccoon in a fight? Like no weapons?

No, no you can’t.

#COACHTOMSULA

What we need is a man of the people, someone who’s willing to do the odd jobs other coaches think are beneath them. Someone who gets along with the team and practically lives at the stadium.

Say it with me now... Tom-Su-La!!!!

P.S: If the parking lot is part of the stadium, you can replace “practically” with “actually”.…

I guess I’m not alone in receiving alone!
A hundred billion passed-aways, looking for the zooonnnneee...

This is just a reaction to the new name of their rival team, the Oshkosh Hornyhead Chubs.