“derp-derp, beep-beep, derp, runs into wall.”

Ah, a trump voter! Welcome sir!

I dunno, I’m pretty happy with my “downsized” 1.6l turbo in the fiesta. I average 30.1 mpg with a good mix of city/canyon/highway driving and the thing makes like 270 lb/ft when your foot is really in it (its lightly modified and tuned). Granted it won’t do both at the same time, but those two numbers wouldn’t have…

No idea!

-San Diego Chargers.

Student body president, 5th grade. When I awoke from the blood rage six months later, the ruined bodies of my 4th grade adversaries stacked around me, the regret almost consumed me.

Never again, I said. Never again....

The funny thing is, the only question he had to answer to get these percentages was
“Do you like Vuvuzelas?”
x Yes
0 No

Is this the same whatever with the blood coming out? Or a different one?

Sigh. Elections are so complicated.

Right? Getty really does have one for everything.

how did 3 teenagers steal 4 cars?

100% this. I am in my local FiST/FoST facebook group and some of the things these people do to their cars are... unspeakable.

PS: this was a really good article. I feel much better equipped to watch cricket at 2am and act like I know what’s going on.

That’s all well and good, but I still don’t understand what’s happening in this play?

+1 prior warrant

Original Pennys. The blue ones.

I believe they call it “rugby” down there.

I’ll take “What is tuesday in Rochester, Alex?”

Holy shit what a boss. Consider me a converted fan.

everyone’s a critic

Life aquatic is among the top 5 movies ever made, in my book. Right up there with 5th element and Guardians of the Galaxy.

Coincidentally, my book sales are not so hot. But it’s all factual, i’m sure of it.