That comment was real good and Imma letchu finish, but come on now. DonVanSin’s comment in the dual shifter dodge thread is the #COTD hands down.

Wait, he’s actually related to like Jeb and W and all them? that’s hilarious.

I tried to verify that but for some reason all I got was this

With his pants in the backseat.

Both SEC’s, actually.

Don’t worry, it’s Jerry Jones. You’ll be fine.

Really what they need is someone to steal him, drive him into mexico, and sell him on the black market. Then they can get their GAP insurance to cover the loss and move on.

Source: My 1997 nissan sentra.

The funny thing is that this is what always happens with the cowboys. They have a good thing going, and then they say “if we just switch to X, we can be EVEN BETTER” and then X turns out to be tripping on their own dicks and turning the ball over.

If running a compact, manageable, balanced offense is winning you games,…

“Yes, he headed M, and now he heads N”

Just wait 3 years till he goes to Fiat and we get to see his O-face.

Can we all agree that allowing heather bresch to keep all of her limbs was a regrettable oversight, and that now is a great time to rectify that by removing several of them without admitting any fault?

Assuming that my 49ers don’t get any better (Kaep as Jesus or something like that), does Chip ever coach in the NFL again? He can’t, right?

I like him.

Eh!

“Your Honor, while we find this man a hoser, we are very sorry to say we find the legal evidence insubstantial, don’tcha know.”

A year ago, I would have scoffed at this thing as I bought my FiST. Now that I’m driving like a hundred miles a day for work and crew practice.... I’d trade out for it in a heartbeat.

Hello darkness, my old friend....

I sincerely hope you’re trolling.

“from memory”

Both of them?

Yes, they’ve really gone downhill.

#decentnotdescent