haha. I like this joke and plan to steal it to impress my father in law.

At this point, I’d be totally content to vote for a mildly competent nudist over H or D.

*cums*

“The adequate will be over here, clothing our various nether regions in the most comfortable underwear of all, which is wisdom”

This is like the ending dialog of a tick episode. *tears*

Kiante maintains that it’s a case of mistaken identity and that the female was actually in contact with one of his close relatives, listed only in court documents as one P. Enis.

“Central Valley poker- so boring, even Lon Mcarron fell asleep”

And motherfuckin Galt. Galt is like the wart on the armpit of stockton’s armpit.

I will never not star a burn on bakersfield or stockton.

This is amazing.

Only in situations where the user is not double clutching like they should.

Perhaps someone tickled him?

This is like the story of the guy who started with an army man and kept trading until he had a house.

That’s heartening. Right now she has an xterra with a lift platform on the rear hitch, but because it puts the weight (300+ lbs) way back of the rear wheels, the handling goes to shit when she has her chair on it and it worries me. I’d be much more comfortable with a truck (or a van) where the chair went more over or…

haha. Probably, but as it’s the wife’s vehicle, getting her something that won’t match the other ladies cars at her painting group probably won’t fly. At least out in the country where we are, trucks are pretty ubiquitous.

It’s a good idea though- maybe I’ll drop it in casual conversation and see how disgusted she is.

That’s really amazing actually. They’re much closer in size than I would have guessed.

I really am looking hard at a diesel colorado for my wife’s next vehicle. She has a power wheelchair so putting a lift in the bed so she can get the chair in and out would work really well, and it would get LOADS better mileage than…

Goff: *watches closely*
Veteran: *Carefully pinches spleen, starts to extract*

This would put it in close alignment with their medical stance on CTE, which is telling affected players to “not be retards”

Yes, but you drive a 90's holden commodore.

Yes, but Tesla is noted for delivering DREEAAMMMSSSS

Of course, the fact that you don’t ever have to go to the gas station again because your car fills up overnight at your house (and for free, if you have solar) could be seen by some as “better”, but hey, who’s counting. Not you!