“Rio 2016: at least it’s not Berlin 1936"

Not quite rule 34, but close....

I used to run track, and I’m still in decent shape because I crew at least 3x a week. I would not reach professional levels of velocity, but I do think I could generate enough momentum to at least severely injure myself.

So I have that going for me, which is nice.

Those were aliens, man. You’ve been had.

I would break my damn neck if I tried to vault or pole vault. Really anything involving vaulting, now that I think about it.

I’m a very terrestrial sort of athlete.

gotcha. I looked briefly but I don’t really know how to frame the question for google- your explanation is good enough for me though.

No se preocupe , mujer ! Nosotros en Univision hemos escuchado sus comentarios y esperamos tener mucho mejor contenido orientado hacia la vagina en un futuro próximo !

No shit? Like, does everyone have some XX and XY and it’s just a percentage or what?

Just out of curiousity, what was wrong with the chromosomal testing? It seems like at least a decent binary, no?

I’m sure there are feminine people with XY and masculine people with XX, but it would at least be a somewhat even yardstick, right?

GRACIAS POR LA INFORMACIÓN, MI AMIGO

If I did this, you can be that my fifth dive would be a cannonball right in front of the judges. If I’m getting a 0.0, you fuckers are getting those dumb jackets wet.

Well, yeah. Life is full of tradeoffs.

Also, being female helps quite a bit, statistically. Be a cute, wealthy white woman and your chances for arrest are virtually nil (assuming you don’t actually commit any crimes).

I’ve always wanted to name my child “toaster”. I would name him something like “Toaster John [Last Name]” so he could go by TJ until he was old enough to realize that “toaster” is a fucking awesome name.

So I would say your fears are probably well founded. Either skip the epidural or fill out the certificate before it…

This is why, even though I work in a dense metropolis, I commute 45 minutes to the country. I like other people, but I don’t want to live by them.

It looks good on you, though!

My co-worker and I were speculating that his mother fell asleep after labor and his dad filled out the birth certificate unattended.

That’s exactly what someone from big lifeboat would say. You people are worse than the “good gun for every bad gun” people.

Somehow I don’t think this excuse will fly much with the Jezebel crowd.