No se preocupe , mujer ! Nosotros en Univision hemos escuchado sus comentarios y esperamos tener mucho mejor contenido orientado hacia la vagina en un futuro próximo !

No shit? Like, does everyone have some XX and XY and it’s just a percentage or what?

Just out of curiousity, what was wrong with the chromosomal testing? It seems like at least a decent binary, no?

I’m sure there are feminine people with XY and masculine people with XX, but it would at least be a somewhat even yardstick, right?

GRACIAS POR LA INFORMACIÓN, MI AMIGO

If I did this, you can be that my fifth dive would be a cannonball right in front of the judges. If I’m getting a 0.0, you fuckers are getting those dumb jackets wet.

Well, yeah. Life is full of tradeoffs.

Also, being female helps quite a bit, statistically. Be a cute, wealthy white woman and your chances for arrest are virtually nil (assuming you don’t actually commit any crimes).

I’ve always wanted to name my child “toaster”. I would name him something like “Toaster John [Last Name]” so he could go by TJ until he was old enough to realize that “toaster” is a fucking awesome name.

So I would say your fears are probably well founded. Either skip the epidural or fill out the certificate before it…

This is why, even though I work in a dense metropolis, I commute 45 minutes to the country. I like other people, but I don’t want to live by them.

It looks good on you, though!

My co-worker and I were speculating that his mother fell asleep after labor and his dad filled out the birth certificate unattended.

That’s exactly what someone from big lifeboat would say. You people are worse than the “good gun for every bad gun” people.

Somehow I don’t think this excuse will fly much with the Jezebel crowd.

I feel like everything goes much better if you’re not trying to arrive in NY at all.

I drank a shit ton of port last night.

I still maintain that the whole thing was cooked up by big lifeboat. Have you seen how many lifeboats cruise ships have now? Like, so many they have to hang them off the sides just to get them all to fit. All because of the titanic. It’s a fuckin conspiracy, man.

I recently investigated these things and what I determined is that if you actually do sports things and want your watch to keep track, get a Garmin.

If you want to count “steps” and have your watch look nice, get a fitbit. I mean, it’s not even waterproof for christ’s sake. It’s like they aren’t even trying.

Neither are black people? Genetically speaking, there’s as much (or more) genetic diversity within the group Caucasians as there is between some caucasians and what we consider “black”. The line of “race” is an arbitrary designation based on appearance, mostly used by ignorant people to justify theirn own treating…

Thought exercise: Is this behavior any different than racism? Is it racism? I mean, your average redhead is basically melanin deficient vs melanin rich- it’s still just a pigmentation difference.

I mean, to my knowledge (which is limited) nobody ever enslaved and forced gingers to do labor (besides maybe the irish…