Technican: “Doctor, how many more passes do we need? It’s been positive every time.”

Lol. I read the article pre-coffee and it took me about 10 seconds of re-reading it to realize it was just wrong. I was like “but, i thought big sur was up by pebble?”

In other unrelated news, each IOC member has taken delivery of a small island nation from an anonymous donor.

Nope, I don’t think many people on here will cry for dealers at all. An entire layer of middle men who have inserted themselves in between producers and consumers in the name of “providing service” yet skim from both ends, purchase legal protections from politicians with donations, and then fail at providing service…

It’s an interesting point that I hadn’t really considered. I’ve always been staunchly in the “i want the engine to yell at me” sort of camp, but I guess I’ve never really considered what sort of sounds the car would make if the engine wasn’t yelling at me.

I’m not a big fan of the electric whine, but if you could just…

Can someone elaborate on why she isn’t in the olympics?

“This is surveillance 2, He’s asking if they know who he is! LOCK HIM DOWN NOW!!!”

Either way, you’re eating meat sandwiches and getting covered in horsey sauce in your PT cruiser.

+1

If Aroldis Chapman’s 105 MPH fastball was instead a penguin, that penguin would be in the olympics for sprinting.

If it was an either/or at purchase, I’d take that deal.

Buy a tractor or a prius? Fix it forever for free, I’ll never mod it.

Buy a FiST? I’m gonna boost the living shit out of it and ford is completely indemnified if I blow a hole out the side of the block.

Because some of their implements and attachment systems are damn good and save a lot of time.

Source: I own two deere compacts, along with a kubota loader, a bobcat, and a bobcat mini-ex.

God forbid their submarines which are currently doing jack shit continue to do jack shit in different places.

were merged to create an even better way to relax and hit your damn head every time you try to get out of your damn hot tub.

Ftfy

I’m waiting for your apology in a year when you get hooked on meth and give handies through the side window of your PT.

I think you did a wonderful job. I see no indications at all that this image has been manipulated.

haha. Kanye = !bacon

This needs way more stars.

If my late night espn advertisements are correct, it takes about 20 minutes and they come to you.

It also helps if you’re viciously out-of-this-world smart. See also bezos, jeff.