My buddy and I were talking about this the other day.

We ended up agreeing that if you were going to have a 5 on 5 best of all time tournament and you got to alternate picks, you’d pick jordan first because you know the rest of the team is going to be stacked, and you probably get to pick pippen 5th so you know you’re…

...and also the fact that tesla has not had “long profitability”. Rather the opposite.

Right. On a four thousand dollar Leica.

The hot shoe thing actually blows my mind a little. Like, you have a $4k camera with a hot shoe on top, but you can’t bother to actually hook up two wires to it that indicate that the shutter is opening? really?

Of course he was.

I think he should make it a personal mission to get as many ringless teams to the finals as possible. Bring on the Pacers!

The first part is yuk, yes, but lets be honest here. If I had an oscar, I would totally bring that shit to bed. And to the coffee shop. And to parent teacher conferences.

13) Jockey

That’s what lawyers are for.

I catch your drift!

Follow up: what’s the legal line for that naked dude disorderly person charge? Does intent come into it? I mean, if I’m in my house with the blinds drawn and someone peeks in the gap around the bottom of the window, I’m obviously not liable. However, if I have the blinds drawn but I’m standing in such a way that my…

Counterpoint: it’s people like you who hand wring from afar about hypothetical situations that make the world insufferable to live in for the rest of us.

People walk on the thing at their own risk, and if they fall in the water, they better know how to swim.

The answer, as always, is communism. Probably.

I agree. What they need to do is take fox’s production team and walk them on over to NBC. Like ok, you guys do the cool graphics, you guys do the good talking thing, presto everything is awesome.

Police are still processing evidence from the scene, but believe they may have found a key clue in unraveling the events...

Counterpoint: Soo much US Open Coverage. I like LeMans, but the open is the open. So I’m ok with this.

I had to google this because it seemed like something someone would make up on the internet. But nope, definitely true.

Even when you add in the (-young black man) factor, it still comes out heavily positive.

“Since ownership proves that Guðni Th. Jóhannesson makes good decisions, we can be assured of his leadership qualities”

“operating out of a borrowed Škoda Favorit”

The central logical pillar of your argument is invalid.

The fuck knows why you Wentz? You just did.