If I wasn’t at work right now, there would be a giant picture of two dinosaurs fucking right where this text is.

I think the incentives should be performance based, just like in any other enterprise.

Really, the question is “how does the 16 stack up against the comparable 15, and against a future 17?” Given that most of us would wait and buy a 1 year CPO, is there a big jump from the 15 to the 16 that we should hold off for?

When I hit that dip, get yo camera...

This is rapidly approaching kristin levels.

It’s a little known fact that his stage name is based on his deodorant consumption.

Googling says she’s a solid 8/10 at least. Enjoy your $2

911 Dispatcher’s log:

Pictured: a baseball mountain.

Fucking pig.

“But Bartolo? He’s totally fine”

I totally agree. I’ll sit on the couch watching “real sports” but I’m totally gonna trash all you losers for sitting on the couch watching “fake sports”.

Pass the doritos please, thanks.

A what?

“I cheated on you”

Oh god, not more bathroom laws.

Hey, it’s like 98% water.

It specifically says sleepers under 5,000 and it doesn’t have to be a car.

Also, you can add modifications, so I’d get this anime body pillow too:

It’s palomino! And you still have $4300 to buy a car.

Worldwide List:

1) Washing in horribly polluted water because it’s your only option.
2) Being too incredibly destitute to afford any sort of soap