Hey, my FiST hasn’t broken in a year!

...though it does make some strange sqeaking noises, and the side aero pieces are starting to develop an alarming gap to the rest of the body. But that’s just details.

It’s conversational, like everything on this website. It’s how most people would say it were they actually formulating the thought as they spoke, not how you’d write it if you were a full time copy editor.

Is it proper? no, not technically, but it’s perfectly legible, and I have no problem with it. It’s a fucking…

It’s part of a sentence that actually makes sense when you read the whole thing. what’s “nover compet”?

I enjoyed it quite a bit. Now where’s my burger?

I was gonna say, 225 torque and 305hp does not sound correct. You would have to be running 225 lb/ft at almost 7500 rpm to make 305hp, and that’s assuming you made peak torque WWAAAYYY up the rev range.

I have one. Can’t recommend it highly enough for the money if you’re looking for a sweet flying camera. I take it everywhere (even though I try not to be obnoxious about it).

I have one. Can’t recommend it highly enough for the money if you’re looking for a sweet flying camera. I take it…

I don’t think most of you understand the concept of india. Do these people look like they would be concerned about charging through a cord that doesn’t meet code?

Also, he should never be allowed to have a fridge that makes cubes in the door. Make him use the trays!

I know he wants to play, but I think that the Heat would rather put Josh McRoberts in the power forward slot because white sells.

You think if there was a 300,000 strong pre-order for a car coming out in limited quantities, you could walk into a dealership and get it for MSRP?

Because if so, you’re a complete moron.

Counterpoint: Need implies that he requires it to perform some sort of necessary function.

I would also very much like to know this. It seems like it should be an X to me, like “cross that batter off the list”

SLAY

Good news is, we already know what it looks like!

I’m just waiting for the follow up story where we learn that she’s a 38 year old Ethiopian man with no birth certificate who somehow fitted a small motor into his shoes.

#nothingmattersanymore

That’s what happens when you have the comfort of a 10 year, 100,000 mile warranty to fall back on.

Talk about misinterpreting “use your fingers for tinder”

My takeaway from that is that both Curt Schilling and Prince are(were) idiots.

“Swing away, Merrill. Swing away”