Really, if he’s going to bite anyone though, a memory care patient is the best possible scenario.

DOG: *CHOMP*

Assuming those people would have paid you for it otherwise.

Counterpoint: your app sits unnoticed in a sea of apps until someone pirates it and people like it. They tell lots of other people about it, normal people who are too lazy to pirate things when they could pay you $2 instead. You make lots of money and buy a…

Yeah, I was more imagining like toss the whole thing in a truck and drive off. Apparently they’re all GPS’d up and stuff though.

Guess I’ll have to keep working for my money :)

Yeah, that was my thought. Either that or just trying to carve out the corners where the door hinges are. Trying to go through the center door might mean you torch the cash.

Question- is the steel used in safe boxes and stuff like that any sort of special composition? I have an oxy-acetalyne torch at home that I’ve cut up to like 3/4" plate with- I’m curious if you gave me one of these boxes could I get in it with the torch, or do they have some fancy way of getting around that?

You think if there was a 300,000 strong pre-order for a car coming out in limited quantities, you could walk into a dealership and get it for MSRP?

Because if so, you’re a complete moron.

Counterpoint: Need implies that he requires it to perform some sort of necessary function.

I’ll be honest, I’m no owl expert. I know it had a bigger wingspan than my arms are wide, and I looked online the next day and sort of found that the barn owl was the most likely candidate in my area, but I honestly don’t know what kind it was.

haha we had an owl who took up residence somewhere behind my bedroom window for a while. I actually ended up keeping a jar of pennies by my bed and whenever he would sit in his tree and hoot and keep me up I’d just huck a handfull of pennies at the tree and he’d usually take off.

I would also very much like to know this. It seems like it should be an X to me, like “cross that batter off the list”

Mine was pitch dark too- my wife heard something outside and basically forced me to go out and look. I had a flashlight and was looking around and I heard a sort of metallic noise- turned around and the owl was square in the flashlight right over my head. I just about shat myself.

Turned out it was perched on our…

They also have special sort of serrations on their trailing edge feathers which make them quieter when gliding.

I’ve had a 6' + barn owl go straight over my head at night and all you hear is the tiniest whoosh. It’s scary as shit until your brain catches up to your eyes because you instinctively don’t believe that…

SLAY

Good news is, we already know what it looks like!

2:10 dude just about lost his Achilles. I’m no safety stickler, but holy fuck.

I’m just waiting for the follow up story where we learn that she’s a 38 year old Ethiopian man with no birth certificate who somehow fitted a small motor into his shoes.

#nothingmattersanymore

That’s what happens when you have the comfort of a 10 year, 100,000 mile warranty to fall back on.

Talk about misinterpreting “use your fingers for tinder”

My takeaway from that is that both Curt Schilling and Prince are(were) idiots.