“And lo, did Human Jesus say to them: ‘Fill the skies with carbon, for it is the seeds from which all life is born!’ And they did, and it was very hot, because they added dioxides to it, which was not what Jesus wanted, and they all died terribly.”

The lizard people’s bible, 1587 A.L.J. (after lizard jesus)

Nah, they do that shit out in the valley now since the condom law passed.

Nah, I think there’s some room between

Gotcha. The way the article is worded makes it sound like they’re already taking the blood thinners and somehow the test itself is the danger. I think that might be what’s confusing people.

I don’t quite understand. Is the issue that people’s doctors are potentially over or under-dosing them based on the bad blood test info?

Well it does NOW, it just didn’t back then. Jesus says its ok to make mistakes as long as your cat forgives you. or something.

Me too!

Dear people who are not white: I care exactly as much about your feelings as I care about the feelings of my fellow white people. How’s that for equitable.

That’s what made him a great brain surgeon. His op checklist looked like this:

BEFORE YOU SEW THEM UP DID YOU REMEMBER TO REMOVE:
-THE DAMAGED/DISEASED PART

No, I really, really do hate Ray. I would rather watch a republican debate than Ray commentating Messi.

Did he really say “illuminatering”?

God I hate ray.

Nah, I’ve usually bagged my limit of narwhal before the hard freeze really sets in anyways. Have fun with your crisco and berries though.

So how do all the sticks get up there then?

Kind of, except that people actually want to go to NZ.

Ria, I think it’s time we had a talk about bong hygiene. The water needs to be changed every now and then, you know.

Discussion Question: If you aren’t drinking, is it OK to sleep with someone who was? Does it make a difference if you initiated the contact or they did? Is it incumbent upon you to make a judgement on their level of intoxication/judgement first (if so, where is the line)?

Asking for a friend.

707hp combined with legendary Jeep reliability and handling!

What could go wrong?

No, I read it “ChessPeek Energy”.