Learn to fly, and subsist only on foraged berries.

easy!

not to mention that the motor is obviously on in the video, which needs to be activated via a hidden button on the bike...

get the fuck outta here with that is right.

Thank god. As an SD taxpayer, there are about 25 bazillion things I’d like my tax dollars to go to before Dean Spanos sees a penny of them.

Plus, then we get to be the “NFL Boogeyman” for a while.

Oh, so it’s more like how everything in my life gets done.

There should still be a word.

• Schnapsidee: German for coming up with an ingenious plan when drunk
  
  I can’t believe there’s no word for this in english, considering it’s how basically everything in the world gets done.

#HoverByRollingTide

Look. I know he’s shit now, and has been shit for a long time, but I was at petco when he no-no’d the padres and the crowd (who was predominantly giants fans like me) lost our damn minds. I still have my ticket and a photo of buster posey hugging him off the ground framed on my mantle.

I will always love that sad…

What about the prospect of Peyton’s last game? Can’t I look forward to that as well?

It’s almost like both teams were not all that great, both would have been pummeled by Arizona, the AFC is significantly worse than the NFC, and that Carolina is going to destroy the Broncos.

But hey, that’s just one guy’s opinion. Could be totally wrong.

I can see the reasoning. They’ve always maintained that the reason there’s no IRS in the fiesta is because it’s too small to package in the base fiesta frame, and without IRS you can’t have AWD, and without AWD you just have an ST with mods anyone can do anyways.

All that said, an AWD FiRS is the only car I would trade…

Griffin has released a statement calling all of the speculation “hufflepuff”.

That’s a piano.

You said “wood”.

I’m 32

I believe this one the most because it has the biggest letters and none of those little dots that make the words stop so I can think about it.

Right? I was with him right up to the UFO part.

Wrong thread. This goes in the “wildest conspiracy theories you actually believe” post.

I firmly believe that the EPA and industry have known for years that

This one I could see. Maybe not Hearst acting singly, but a powerful wood-industry lobby.

This car is badass, but I honestly wouldn’t trade my FiST for it. The focuses (foci?) are just too big and heavy for my preference.

Now if they somehow jammed the twinster system in a Fiesta that made like 250, 260? I would sell at least one and a half of my testicles and take whatever hit I had to on trade-in to get…

Even people who saw The Happening will not say that they saw The Happening.