Wow, tell me more about AC Crispin’s Han Solo Trilogy. It sounds fascinating.

This mall can do the kessel run in under 12 parsecs.

“Incredibly, Vontaze Burfict is responsible for the injuries to Brown, Roethlisberger, and Le’Veon Bell. Burfict singlehandedly ruined the Steelers’ season.”

Given the amount of money involved, isn’t it sort of amazing that he only got 3 games? I mean, you’d think that the owners would lean on Goodell to just get him…

Penises

BECAUSE YOU CAN PUT GAS IN IT.

How many earths does it weigh?

GET TO DA...oh. nevermind then.

In the words of Abraham Lincoln “We have nothing to fear but dank memes and swag”

Politics aside, I’m totally with Mr. Cooper. That book is just goddamn dreadfully boring.

Having grown up in lake tahoe, I have some experience in these matters. Here’s the two step solution I ended up adopting.

DL:
MANZIEL, JOHNNY: RIPPED INTO HIS COMPONENT PROTONS AND ANTIPROTONS. EVEN THE IMMENSE RADIATION GENERATED BY HIS DISINCORPORATION CANNOT ESCAPE THE EVENT HORIZON.

The plugs didn’t take.

49ers likely to at least consider it, decide not to, then decide maybe, then respond to news of his arrest with a gigantic contract.

I will tell you what would happen if I gathered the entire population of my local high school.

ME:
“Hello, teenager people! I want you to form two lines.

On my right, people who want to spend their time driving!

On my left, people who would prefer to be driven around while watching the season finale of walking dead and…

I assumed that they meant that it was somehow milled from a solid billet rather than being cast in shape, but I’ve seen so many things advertised as “billet” that obviously weren’t milled from a single piece of stock that I think it’s just a marketing term at this point.

Is “a host” singular or plural? I always assumed it was plural since it was a description of a collection of objects and therefore it would be “there are a host of changes”, similar to “there are a lot of changes”.

along with “there is a host of changes”

Judging by how many articles have obvious typos today, I’m guessing the proofreaders got a holiday or something.

My co worker (supply chain planner, fully card carrying member of the pocket protector slide rule set) just bought one of these in brown.

It is so nondescript, you forget what you’re looking at by the time you’ve looked at it. It’s almost stealthy in the vortex of uninterestingness it creates.

It would be a wonderful…

Ill met by moonlight, indeed.