That’s exactly what the masturbator would say! YOURE THE MASTURBATOR!

#notsureifgoodkinja

Lol I like the bear claws on the back. I have those same tires on my big wheel and they grip like nobody’s goddamn business.

Lol, I don’t think you’d find anyone who could argue that you made the right choice.

My high school car was a 1983 300D (W123 FTW!). It being high school, I put an RF 15” sub in it in a homemade box. The only catch was that the box didn’t actually really fit all that well in the trunk, so I kept it in the back seat. Anyone who rode in my car (and there were a lot, because I turned 16 like 6 months…

I like to imagine that “chib” is what you named your penis.

Can I? Yes, of course. Reliably and in a controlled manner? Nope.

You can’t really blame Parsley for wanting to spice things up a bit.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambeau, dude.

Also, the S is pronounced “s”, not ‘S’. Very important.

The best thing is the announcers. “I said drivers were dumb, and they are, but that guys is even dumber.” *announcers laugh at dumb people*

And everybody say... ZUFFA!!!

All women in florida are naked under their clothes.

Actually, so long as happiness was doing 111, he was well within his rights.

Considering the fact that the keeper full on shoved him when he knew he was beat, no sympathy at all. Put a header in the books, boys!

As a fellow 49er fan, I believe you have misunderstood the man. He was saying that characterizing them as a “mediocore” team is being very, very generous.

“I personally fact checked this whole article. It’s totally correct”

-Ben Carson